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A man was out to dinner with a three time widow. When the opportunity arose, while eating a mushroom pasta, He cautiously asked her "How did your first husband pass away?" She replied "He ate some wild mushrooms and he died. " Surprised, He said I'm sorry for your loss. If I might ask, how did your second husband pass?" She said, " He too, ate some wild mushrooms and died." In amazement, He replied "That is horrible! What about your last husband, how did he die?" She elegantly sipped some wine and said " He wouldn't eat the mushrooms, so I beat him over the head with a baseball bat " --------------------- Q. What's the surest way to not get sick from an unidentified fungal object (UFO)? A. Serve it to someone else. --------------------- that's all I got on my top knot. Know any good fungi jokes??? Please share.
