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A man was out to dinner with a three time widow.  When the opportunity arose, while eating a mushroom pasta,  He cautiously asked her "How did your first husband pass away?" She replied "He ate some wild mushrooms and he died. " Surprised,  He said I'm sorry for your loss.  If I might ask,  how did your second husband pass?" She said, " He too,  ate some wild mushrooms and died."  In amazement, He replied "That is horrible! What about your last husband, how did he die?" She elegantly sipped some wine and said " He wouldn't eat the mushrooms,  so I beat him over the head with a baseball bat " 

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Q. What's the surest way to not get sick from an unidentified fungal object (UFO)? 

A. Serve it to someone else. 

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 that's all I got on my top knot. 

Know any good fungi jokes??? Please share.  

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